What was THAT?

I've been reading everyone's blogs today and they are really deep and moving and I am here writing about public bathrooms. Well, thats me for ya. What can I say?
Last night I did something to someone that TOTALLY grossed them out. Their reaction was SO funny. I justified doing it because its nothing compared to what they said they are going to do to me once we're married. Ever heard of 'Dutch Oven'? Its sick, but apparently its an Allred tradition. Don't ask me, I didn't know this before I said yes. If you've never heard of it, its wear you trap someones head under the sheets and then fart. SICK. So I was sitting on someones lap while we were looking up stuff on the computer and I stop what I'm doing, look at him, and say "hey so-&-so" and then I guess I had a weird look on my face because I was concentrating and he's just staring at me wondering what I am doing and then I fart on him. HAHAHAHA!!!! He said he felt like his leg was violated. He's lucky it was only a little one that doesn't even smell. He wouldn't come near me for the rest of the night. It was so funny. He thought I would be embarrassed if he told people. Is something wrong with me for not caring and being so vile? I understand its not lady-like, but niether are a lot of things I do unfortunately. My mom would be so ashamed..... (but my dad would be proud haha )

ADDRESSES

ok... here's the deal. If you want an invitation to my wedding, I need your address. I am trying to figure out exactly how many as well. If I don't have your name on my list, tell me to put it on! perhaps I will post who I have thought of thus far on my next one. so... call me or e-mail me pronto. thanks!

thanks JRA for sending me yours. seeing as no one else feels the need ;)

Privacy

I've been reading other peoples blogs and it sounds like there are quite a few of you who are opening up all of a sudden and I think that is fabulous! This is the first time in my life I have been open and honest with everyone I know basically and I have never been more happy. Its weird how it works. For instance, in the past, I would only tell people what I thought they wanted to hear so they would like me (guy or girl) but that really begins to get exhausting. Plus no one ever gets to know the real you, so you never really know if someone actually likes you because you are not BEING you. hm. That was a lot of "you"s. Anyway, contrary to popular belief, I do not enjoy hurting people. I would choose being hurt physically over being hurt emotionally any day. Apparently I have hurt some people in my day emotionally and it would KILL me in the past. I had to go through conseling at one point because I couldn't figure out how to be happy while making someone else happy. Eventually I started putting myself first. Some see this as being selfish but I see it more as being responsible. I am more aware of how I truly feel about things and I don't second guess myself nearly as much. I have more confidence because I have been honest with myself and others. So at this rate, if I tried my best to explain situations and people still decide to hate me or whatever, then yes- I am sad, but not enough to let it destroy me. I read someone else's blog and someone commented about me being a bitch. Heh. ya. It made me laugh. Gossip is a very entertaining thing. People hear half truths and make up the rest in their head or decide thats all there is to the story and then ASSUME its the truth. everyone knows what happens when you assume... This is getting long and boring and staying too serious. Just wanted to thank others for opening up more, and that I would truly appreciate it if they would still talk to me even though I am getting married. I didn't DIE! I am completely out of the loop of whats going on with people and I can't do anything about it (besides call off the engagement, but then I would not be putting myself first) and being the selfish person that I am, I decided its OK to be happy despite what other people are going through. And thats its ok to be sad with them but not to make it be your complete problem as well.

public bathrooms

Sooo... I don't know if they do this in the boys bathroom or just the girls.

anyway, I don't understand why the bathroom floor is wet in the stalls, and not by the sinks so much. I tell myself its from the janitors mopping and it just takes longer to dry in that area, but if thats the case, how is there still TP on the floor mixed in with the wet muddy mess? It was gross. If its NOT water, then obviously its another form of liquid, but then another question arises. How do girls miss?! You sit-n-go. Simple as that. No special skill required. Most even come with toilet seat cover things so you don't have to meet the germs of the last person's bum. I guess thats all. Just wondering if anyone knew what that was all about. the wet floors.

hooray

It sounds like everyone knows my reason for being so happy. :) I am getting married in the Manti temple September 30. It was going to be November, but we figured why wait? Everything seems to be falling in place quite well now. I've never been so happy that its made me cry before. I certainly have cried for other reasons, but this is different then anything I've ever felt. Kinda weird. A few of our mutual friends are not happy at all for us so thats sad, but I am happy to have the support of the rest of you. If you read this and want an invitation, it would be absolutely delightful if you could e-mail me your address. Its spazgirl24@hotmail.com