Thursday, June 30, 2005
And you care because....
I have a hard time doing this because for one, I am not funning or entertaining, and two, does anyone REALLY care about what I have to say? Honestly, this is really just a waste of space, yet I continue playing with it because I have nothing better to do with my time other than watch these people take their test and look confused. haha This one girl is mad that she wasn't allowed to use her calculator. Now she is bitter. Her face has been scrunched up in a horrible state ever since. oh wait- not clenched. Now her jaw is really tight and she is just GLARING at the laptop she is using. Is it wrong to find this funny? Sometimes I just really don't like people. Especially when they tell you how to do your job that you've been doing for 5 years which is really quite simple. I think next time that happens I will stick my toungue out and blow spit all over them. Ya, that'll teach them. haha That makes me laugh just thinking of the look of horror and disgust as they realize I don't give a rats hindquarters if they ever test with this company again. *sigh* If only jobs weren't important. . . It's just too easy to mess with people here.
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Haha, you gotta find something you are REALLY interested in no matter how strange or mundane and try and find the humorous side of it. Like say you were a waitress. Talk about how you couldn't focus on taking orders because you kept staring at a man whose eyes were so close together they were disturbing. :) Stuff like that. I'm guessing no matter how boring St. George is, it's still easy to write about how it soooo boring its funny. Write about how it's a mormon town right next to casino's, now thats funny. I'm LDS by the way so I'm allowed to make fun of mormons ;)
thanks for the advice. I will have to try that. Since you are mormon and all, my friend has a starfish analogy you might enjoy. mantisisms.blogspot.com. I will eventually learn how to put this as a link, haven't figured much out on this thing yet.
Ok, this stupid computer is cursed. I was going to leave some brilliant comment, but since I suck and so does this computer, I will leave you a crappy one instead. heh heh heh.
I think you should start showing the customers how much you really care. Think of it as service w/ a smile or something. Why mess with just their minds when you can throw in their bodies too? Start throwing rocks at them. Big, small, whatever. When they go to lean their head on their hand and rest their elbow on the desk, run in as fast as you can and jerk their arm out from under them. You will smile, so it will be service with a smile :)
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